What's my caption...

While at the Air and Space Museum, I snapped this picture of Alden.. Feel free to add your own caption in the comments.

The best one so far, provided by my friend Andy,

Independent Prosecutor Alden heads off to Cuba to investigate allegations of prisoner abuse at the Guantanamo facility. "I got my fact-finding hat on," he said confidently, waving to reporters as he boarded GITMO Air's DC-6B. Bush Administration officials had no comment.

This is mine...
In response to his supporters, Bush expanded his pre-emptive doctrine to detain those who might one day wage the War on Terror. While describing the shift to young terrorists, Bush said, "They may be cute, white, cumulative clouds now, but should we wait while these storm clouds grow on the horizon and threaten our Homeland's future?"